me: Here's the City Of Bones. It, and the rest of the books in the mortal instruments, will break your heart.
Friend: Yeah, right.
LATER ON
friend: Ohmygod jace is funny
me: just you wait
friend: aww poor simon:
me: lol
friend: OHMYGODOHMYGOD THEIR RELATED!!! ASDFGHKHOSJGBI
me: thats not the worst bit
ONTO CITY OF ASHES
friend: magnus rocks.
me: i kno
friend: Simons dead! (sobbing)
friend: simons not dead!
BEGINNING OF CITY OF GLASS
friend: Aline Penhallow is a bitch. But I really like Sebastian! he seems nice.
me: (inside head: ruthless, heartless laughter.) oh good because he is . . . relevant.