instead of ‘gay friends’ can we say homiesexuals
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Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
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usa gets silver:
russia gets silver:
chinese get silver:
british get bronze:
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my throat is kinda irritated let me google it and see what’s up
i have a brain tumor
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one time this kid in my class asked how to write a comma in spanish
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by day i am just a regular loser, by night i am the same loser only it’s nighttime
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